_______I can only imagine being full of beer, in line for the bathroom, at The Superbowl, in New Orleans, when the lights went out. (hilarious superbowl status)
_______Just checked my FarmVille for the first time in like a year, it's now a strip mall...(funny status about FarmVille)
_______ The worst thing about being single is having to make your own sandwiches. (funny being single status)
_______Ironic that Beyonce is doing the Pepsi halftime show after being caught miming.
Pepsi and Beyonce. Not quite the real thing. (funny status about Beyonce)
______ Video killed the radio star, but reality TV killed the video star and today's pop music killed the talented musician. (famous funny status)
______My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one. (funny wife status)
______Keep your friends close, your family
the closest, your enemies within range and your Facebook friends obsolete.
(funny friends status)
______So tell me again... How you just ain't got no time for that...