5 Funny Facebook Statuses

_______Whenever I see a post that's mean and disrespectful, there's only one thing left to say.. Why didn't I think of that? (funny Facebook status idea)
_______If you're someone who doesn't finish a sentence  

_______I really feel like giving someone a break or fracture. (bored status)
_______I think my neighbor is a fan of my pounding Rock-N-Roll music... Every time I play it loud he always starts banging along in rhythm on the wall. (funny status about neighbor)
_______If you can't make one single innocent question into the form of an accusation, then you have no right to be in a relationship.  (funny status about relationship)

funny Facebook status pic