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_____I'm good with superlatives because I'm the most smartest.
_____I don't like any number unless its a 0. I have zero tolerance and that's it!
_____I had a job interview the other day. I got the job and then they told me; you do have to be on time, well presented, a team player, customer service focused and sober, so I quit!!
_____When people ends their posts with "Probably", it's because they can't think of another way to make it funny, probably.
_____My humor isn't for everyone. Some people are idiots.
_____My friends are always telling me I'm terrible at insulting people. Just you wait, I'll show those feather-dusters.

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