Quotes And Status

_______ Me: do these jeans make my butt look big?  Him: I can't really see that well, you're blocking out the sun. ______Just r...

_______A twisted sense of humor runs in my family. I f my uncle had not poked pinholes in my dad's condoms you would not be reading thi...

_______If I had to pick one thing I hate most about driving and texting... it's probably all the people that show up out of nowhere on...