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Funny Relationship Facebook Status Updates

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______When your single, all you see are happy couples. When you’re in a relationship you wonder what the hell all those couples were so ha...

35 Hilariously Funny Status Updates

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_______A good relationship is less about having stuff in common and more about you letting me have some of your fries. _______I hate it ...

34 Hilarious and Funny Status Updates

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_______ Me: do these jeans make my butt look big?  Him: I can't really see that well, you're blocking out the sun. ______Just r...

33 Hilarious, Cool, Clever and Funniest Status Updates

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_______A twisted sense of humor runs in my family. I f my uncle had not poked pinholes in my dad's condoms you would not be reading thi...

32 Funny Witty and Hilarious Status about Government Shutdown, Apple, Yahoo and Walmart

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_______If I had to pick one thing I hate most about driving and texting... it's probably all the people that show up out of nowhere on...
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