Quotes And Status

_______Whenever I see a lame status with no likes I want to give it a pity like but I cant...because it is usually one of mine (funny Face...

_______So I think tap water should be 20% alcohol because the world would be a happier place.......my world anyway (funny world quote) ___...

_______I don't have many enemies, except autocorrect...That b!tch seems to hate me. (funny autocorrect quote) _______You know you ...